Top 10 Bandcamps of 2014

1.

BODDICKER - Crime Upheaval

the most organically violent band since Watchmaker. Bitches Leave.

2.

WITHOUT YOU I'M HUNTING THEM - Accents of the Rarest Culture

bodies silhouetted in smoke and after-hours VHS neon.

3.

PINK MASS - Posthumously Curious 

the Unmentors. four of you might get that one.

4.

GOWL - Blurrr

remember when your favorite band wasn't fat and happy? this is that.

5.

BURN PILE - Demo I

hyperventilating over a paper bag of wet cement.

6.

NERVOUS MOTHERS - s/t

the best of early 2000s screamogrindmetalcore styles.

7.

VHS GLITCH - Evil Technology

i know this style is super trendy and on the cusp of over-saturation, but i've loved it my whole life so spit and sin, foodeater.

8.

FARTBARF - Dirty Power

Daft Punk is for assholes.

9.

FUKPIG - This World is Weakening

i like my metal like i like my women: filthy as fuck and physically illusive.

10.

BLITZKRIEG BABY - Kid's World EP

Adorable Slaughter Natives




 

Exeunt Albumnes 2014

1:

COUCH SLUT - My Life as a Woman

the fucked-up's fucked up.

2:

SELF DEFENSE FAMILY - Try Me

whatever won't give them cause to make fun of me.

3:

SWALLOWED - Lunatherial

the nightmare a Portal album has.

4.

BURIAL HEX - The Hierophant

sensory deprivation with LSD and head injuries.

5.

LORD MANTIS - Death Mask

a metal album that's every bit as disturbing as the cover art? moreso.

6.

PERTURBATOR - Dangerous Days

house band for the USA Up All Night revival in my head.

7.

ARTIFICIAL BRAIN - Labyrinth Constellation

Interstellar fucking wishes.

8.

ANTICHILDLEAGUE - The Son

fires it with kill.

9.

PIG HEART TRANSPLANT - For Mass Consumption

PE Violence. or something.

10.

HELMS ALEE - Sleepwalking Sailors

Scott Snyder's the Wake as a super heavy "alternative rock" record.