Tuesday, December 1, 2020

Exeunt Albumnes 2020 part 2

 part 1

pictured: woman reacts to black metal fan acquiring the rerelease of the first Kommodus demo

don't act like you weren't on the exact same bullshit before 'rona. 
(PSST: my actual favorite release is right over heeeeeere)



like if Kickback got really into Undergang or if Undergang got really into Kickback. fuck any warmed over pizza party thrash dildo-snot who calls this "OSDM". 


KOMMODUS - KOMMODUS 

yeah yeah its pretty fucking great now make it so i don't have to endlessly refresh the pre-order page to beat a bunch of nerds to the punch. 


in a better World (Wrestling Entertainment), these industrialized bodyart horror metal menancers would be playing Bray Wyatt or Alester Black to the ring instead of Spode Orange (and also Alester Black would be Tommy End and be a huge star alongside his adorable not-fired hot wife but idunnowhateveforeve). 


EVAPORATED SORES - ULCEROUS DIMENSIONS 

look my main man i don't know what's going on with Miscarriage either, but hey why not eschew your confusions with this similarly rendered bulk of flesh eating ear canal maggots?


this coupled with the aforementioned Obscene record gives me new hope for pained vocals. 



like a cocktail of cleaning solvents. 



on that First 2 Cable records trip. 



listened this more times in one afternoon than i listened to anything else all year round. 


BLACK MAGNET - HALLUCINATION SCENE 

lets just go ahead and trash all the Dan Seagrave dick riding and get some inverted cable signal murder journal aesthetics going hard again. 



"this 40 percent needs to fade to black"

the others:































("where do you find the time?"
"i don't have sex with you.")

Thursday, July 16, 2020

Soundtrack for Finished Cosmic Splatter BDSM Novel



Have A Nice Life - Bloodhail





























































BONUS: songs from Barrage Tapes 



































































Saturday, May 30, 2020

Exuent Albumnes 2020 part 1

"it's not getting worse; it's getting filmed."

songs:

AZUSA - Loop of Yesterdays 

captures the schizo-panoramic vibe of the more ruthlessly deranged members of the "Progressive Metal" fraternity (Fear of God, Mind Over Four, Anacrusis, Thought Industry)

CAUSTIC WOUND - Death Posture 

unrelentingly inhospitable funeral-riot grindcore. twee smart-ass memesters need not apply.

CHEPANG - Chatta 

somewhere between Johou era Discordance Axis and Torture Garden era Naked City.

COUCH SLUT - Take a Chance on Rock and Roll 

this music is the true face of New York. "what do you mean by that? elaborate. explain." no.

FED ASH - Diurnal Traumas 

i feel good about this. be better than we were.

MISCARRIAGE - FUCKING DISGUSTING 

being on the receiving end of a thumbtack colonoscopy while using a mud-shark as a fleshlight.

POPPY - I Disagree 

i'm going to lose a lot of you on this one, but fuck it; a pretty little weirdo in Jushin Thunder Liger shoulder pads who out-Pattons Mike Patton and plays Io Shari out to the ring will never not find occupancy in my headspace.

SCATMOTHER - Sadotantra 

i'm pretty much in "whatever" mode about the PE genre at this current stage, but something about this project just checks all my boxes. i'd hesitate to use the term "nostalgia", but it feels closer to the first wave of American PE (Deathpile, Slogun, Bloodyminded) and insanely vicious Italian projects than whatever is being sperged out by iron-deficient hipsters.

TEETH ENGRAVED WITH THE NAMES OF THE DEAD - It Will Be Dark Soon 

it might be uncouth of me to mention this release, as i'm thanked on it and i've been in regular friendly contact with MZ for quite a few years... but also no one cares and/or reads blogs anymore, so whatever; i'd be all about this shit regardless. cold, rhythmic, picturesque, menacing... everything you could want out of an industrial record.

 TITHE - Penance 

early contender for my top metal album of the year. impeccable all around. a must for those of us who remain dying of thirst for more groups in the gooey vein of Cattlepress, Succumb, Sepulcher, Reveal.

honorable mentions

AFTERBIRTH - Four Dimensional FleshBESTIAL PIGLORD - Cosmicism and Neuselore BLACK CURSE - Endless Wound,  CRYPTUAL - The Tombs of Misery,  ENCOSTO - s/t EYE FLYS - Tub of Lard FORM HUNTER - s/t,  FOTOCRIME - South of Heaven,  GNAW - Barking Orders,  GNAWED - Subterranean RitesHAAPOJA - Mullan Keskelta KHOST - Buried Steel, MANY BLESSINGS - Emanation Body NYREDOLK - IndebrændtOIL SPILL - Ash Lands oVo - MiasmaRASPBERRY BULBS - Before the Age of NothingREEKING AURA - Beneath the Canopy of Compost, RIKI - S/T, ROTTEN MONARCH - Winds Over Ash,  THIN - Dawn,  T.O.M.B. - Thin the Veil ULCERATE - Stare Into Death And Be Still,  VILE HORRENDOUS AERIAL BOMBARDMENT - Sovereignty in Rubble  , WAKE - Devouring Ruin