(March)
hey yo let's hear it for cutting promos on estranged ex-ceteras!
sorry to be a traitor to the ScEnE, but there really isn't much on LI that exictes me musically (or any other 'ally, for that matter... "wHy DoN't yOu JuSt mOvE?" fucking cost of living... how do they work?), but Silenus really brings it to me and places it at my feet. dark hardcore that is actually dark and actually hard.
good sense for wetness here... tired of eating my death metal dry.
warm like the feeling of hot-dogging the gash of fresh roadkill.
really bringing that Meatjack energy.
GISM with a Misfits aftertaste.
an infinitely more evil take on the early 00s post-Locust power violence vs. no-wave style.
that opening riff of "Unbridled Lunacy" = preamble to mass grudge-fucking
much like Helms Alee, i really don't know why i don't hear this band literally everywhere, but i'm glad the normies are sticking to their gheuns with Greta Van Fleet Foxes or whoever the latest "only new band that i like" thing is.
still can get it.
what Battle of Mice might have evolved into if they stuck to it.
"fast" boinds really need to put away the pool noodles, turn off the Nickelodeon, and get their shit together... starting here.
they seem like one of those bands that doesn't get brought up a lot, but whenever they are, no one has anything negative to say. not a bad place to be (cue the anal cavity stalagmites of Action Snark to tell me they're "terrible" or whatever super soaker level killshot you've got ready. sorry... hasn't been a good ever.)
best new project i've heard from Hospital in a long time.
fucking violent. ones to watch.
can't believe they still haven't been gobbled up by one of the "bigger" underground labels. shit's turning into WWE out there; "paying dues" for 12 fucking years and still riding the catering bench. not that i'm bitter, or anything.
A: i like where this is going
Q: what are six words i haven't said about my sexual prospects since 2017?
say yes to no nonsense
go home, Eat the Turnbuckle.
"ever see what a hollow point does to phony's fucking face? me neither, but i'm sure it's great."
something pretty to round things off.
