so yeah, this is that Melvins album where they cover some songs.
01.
"Warhead" by VENOM:
this is already pretty much a Melvins song, so the cover is faithful and rad as fuck. nice hearing Melvins play something memorable, even if they didn't write the track. heads up: i stayed up all night reading a book about WCW's demise (cause i know how to party) so i got maybe 2 1/2 of sleep. not firing on all things that fire. all in all not a bad start to the release.
02: "Best Friend" by QUEEN:
you couldn't pick something a little more left field maybe? kinda dumb in that way nu-Melvins is kinda dumb: something they think is far-out when really it's just lazy and predictable.
03: "Black Betty" by RAM JAM:
now this is more like it. the vocals are dumb, but vocally this has always been a dumb song. the production on this track is cool.
04:
"Set it on Fire" by THE SCIENTISTS:
according to the linear notes, this is an early 80s punk band from Australia. first obscure track of the lot. it's pretty good. Marc Arm from Mudhoney does the vocals, so it's got a cool late 80s grunge vibe going.
05:
"Station to Station" by DAVID BOWIE:
JG Thirlwell does the vocals on this track. it's long and weird and kinda boring for the most part. i feel like the production is no where near as beefy as it should be. fuck this is a long one. Thrilwell sounds good as usual. Buzzo sounds like he'd rather be napping. the 7:00 min mark is where the songs picks up.
06:
"Attitude" by THE KINKS:
it's so fucking weak how EVERY video on youtube has a fucking ad before it. white people problem of the day. this is a good one. The Kinks had some cool tracks. i always hated "You Really Got Me" (the guitar sound is cool, though) and "Lola", but "I'm Not Like Everybody Else" rules. this song too. and that's all i know. so yeah, i know 4 Kinks songs and i don't like 2 of them. poserrrrrrr. Buzzo sound like he woke up here a little. might be the best track so far.
07: "Female Trouble" by DIVINE:
the song i was looking forward to the most. sounds like Buzzo messed up the lyrics, and they dun goofed by not including the oinking Divine does at the bridge, but it's alright. i dig the lounge vibe, but they should've had some alto sax thrown in. too minimal.
08.
"Carpe Diem" by the FUGS:
i only know Fugs by name. the production on this is the epitome of uneven. some songs sound like demos, others are overdone.a little to hippie-ish for my liking.
09.
"Timothy Leary Lives" by POP-O-PIES:
2nd obscure punk track. Trevor Dunn sings on this one. has a decent snotty punk voice. a little Epitaph records-y. so it kinda sucks.
10:
"In Every Dream Home a Heartache" by ROXY MUSIC:
always loved this song. Jello Biafra does the vocals here, doing a mix of his style with that of Bryan Ferry's. again, they're not doing nearly enough with the music here. just bass and keyboards and vocals. throw some guitar or sound effects in there. another semi-dissapointment. FINALLY at the 3:50 minute mark the band wakes up. i know they think they were building up tension, but really no. if they had gradually added sounds and feedback and such, then there would've been some suspense like the original track has.
11:
"Romance" by TALES OF TERROR:
the third and final obscure punk track. like the feedback on this one. would've been cooler if they did more semi-unknown bands like this, dug deeper into off-beat punk, hardcore, metal, and experimental stuff... you know, the shit that ACTUALLY informed their sound, rather than just some shit they thought was cool. that's the Melvins all-over now; no real effort or ideas, just shit that's either painfully obvious or self-consciously kooky. Buzzo sounds sleepy again.
12:
"Art School" by THE JAM:
god damn it i fucking hate the Jam.oh good, fake english accents. eurgh.
13:
"Heathen Earth" by THROBBING GRISTLE:
from one of my most hated bands to one of my most celebrated. LOVE this TG record. think it was the first one i ever got. Buzzo does everything here. really took a lot of the bite and menace out of this one. and it's already fucking over???
all in all, pretty weak. haven't bought a Melvins album since
Nude with Boots and now i remember why. they just don't care anymore. much like Slayer, they're just churning out product to stave off accusations of being in their "greatest hits" era.
i'll stick with
Bullhead from now on.