Friday, January 1, 2021

Soundtrack for an Ancient One's Shy Guy.

 Berlin - Masquerade

Beethoven - Symphony No.7 in A major op.92 - II, Allegretto























Tuesday, December 1, 2020

Exeunt Albumnes 2020 part 2

 part 1

pictured: woman reacts to black metal fan acquiring the rerelease of the first Kommodus demo

don't act like you weren't on the exact same bullshit before 'rona. 
(PSST: my actual favorite release is right over heeeeeere)



like if Kickback got really into Undergang or if Undergang got really into Kickback. fuck any warmed over pizza party thrash dildo-snot who calls this "OSDM". 


KOMMODUS - KOMMODUS 

yeah yeah its pretty fucking great now make it so i don't have to endlessly refresh the pre-order page to beat a bunch of nerds to the punch. 


in a better World (Wrestling Entertainment), these industrialized bodyart horror metal menancers would be playing Bray Wyatt or Alester Black to the ring instead of Spode Orange (and also Alester Black would be Tommy End and be a huge star alongside his adorable not-fired hot wife but idunnowhateveforeve). 


EVAPORATED SORES - ULCEROUS DIMENSIONS 

look my main man i don't know what's going on with Miscarriage either, but hey why not eschew your confusions with this similarly rendered bulk of flesh eating ear canal maggots?


this coupled with the aforementioned Obscene record gives me new hope for pained vocals. 



like a cocktail of cleaning solvents. 



on that First 2 Cable records trip. 



listened this more times in one afternoon than i listened to anything else all year round. 


BLACK MAGNET - HALLUCINATION SCENE 

lets just go ahead and trash all the Dan Seagrave dick riding and get some inverted cable signal murder journal aesthetics going hard again. 



"this 40 percent needs to fade to black"

the others:































("where do you find the time?"
"i don't have sex with you.")

Thursday, July 16, 2020

Soundtrack for Finished Cosmic Splatter BDSM Novel



Have A Nice Life - Bloodhail





























































BONUS: songs from Barrage Tapes 



































































Saturday, May 30, 2020

Exuent Albumnes 2020 part 1

"it's not getting worse; it's getting filmed."

songs:

AZUSA - Loop of Yesterdays 

captures the schizo-panoramic vibe of the more ruthlessly deranged members of the "Progressive Metal" fraternity (Fear of God, Mind Over Four, Anacrusis, Thought Industry)

CAUSTIC WOUND - Death Posture 

unrelentingly inhospitable funeral-riot grindcore. twee smart-ass memesters need not apply.

CHEPANG - Chatta 

somewhere between Johou era Discordance Axis and Torture Garden era Naked City.

COUCH SLUT - Take a Chance on Rock and Roll 

this music is the true face of New York. "what do you mean by that? elaborate. explain." no.

FED ASH - Diurnal Traumas 

i feel good about this. be better than we were.

MISCARRIAGE - FUCKING DISGUSTING 

being on the receiving end of a thumbtack colonoscopy while using a mud-shark as a fleshlight.

POPPY - I Disagree 

i'm going to lose a lot of you on this one, but fuck it; a pretty little weirdo in Jushin Thunder Liger shoulder pads who out-Pattons Mike Patton and plays Io Shari out to the ring will never not find occupancy in my headspace.

SCATMOTHER - Sadotantra 

i'm pretty much in "whatever" mode about the PE genre at this current stage, but something about this project just checks all my boxes. i'd hesitate to use the term "nostalgia", but it feels closer to the first wave of American PE (Deathpile, Slogun, Bloodyminded) and insanely vicious Italian projects than whatever is being sperged out by iron-deficient hipsters.

TEETH ENGRAVED WITH THE NAMES OF THE DEAD - It Will Be Dark Soon 

it might be uncouth of me to mention this release, as i'm thanked on it and i've been in regular friendly contact with MZ for quite a few years... but also no one cares and/or reads blogs anymore, so whatever; i'd be all about this shit regardless. cold, rhythmic, picturesque, menacing... everything you could want out of an industrial record.

 TITHE - Penance 

early contender for my top metal album of the year. impeccable all around. a must for those of us who remain dying of thirst for more groups in the gooey vein of Cattlepress, Succumb, Sepulcher, Reveal.

honorable mentions

AFTERBIRTH - Four Dimensional FleshBESTIAL PIGLORD - Cosmicism and Neuselore BLACK CURSE - Endless Wound,  CRYPTUAL - The Tombs of Misery,  ENCOSTO - s/t EYE FLYS - Tub of Lard FORM HUNTER - s/t,  FOTOCRIME - South of Heaven,  GNAW - Barking Orders,  GNAWED - Subterranean RitesHAAPOJA - Mullan Keskelta KHOST - Buried Steel, MANY BLESSINGS - Emanation Body NYREDOLK - IndebrændtOIL SPILL - Ash Lands oVo - MiasmaRASPBERRY BULBS - Before the Age of NothingREEKING AURA - Beneath the Canopy of Compost, RIKI - S/T, ROTTEN MONARCH - Winds Over Ash,  THIN - Dawn,  T.O.M.B. - Thin the Veil ULCERATE - Stare Into Death And Be Still,  VILE HORRENDOUS AERIAL BOMBARDMENT - Sovereignty in Rubble  , WAKE - Devouring Ruin

Sunday, December 1, 2019

Exeunt Albumnes 2019 part 2

part 1

if you made it through this swamp water icicle urethral sounding of a year without adding "trepanation with a bayonet strap-on" to your daily routine... you think you're better than me?

here's what you might have missed while you were caving into to social media peer pressure by doing the whole check-out-my-ironic-wacky-guy-persona-album-challenge thing;



haven't lost a step. 


taking it back to blind purchases. truly amazed this still hasn't popped up on someone's TouYube channel. gunky grindcore with some evil brains. FFO Cadaver In Drag, Mindflair, Garuda, Grossty.



emerging from the the wreck pile cross-section of Christian Death and G.I.S.M. if you hate on this you're only trolling yourself. 



FFO anything Willowtip released from 1999 - 2004... which still sounds like it's from the future. time doesn't move... it deepens. 



more than above adequate sounds for underscoring the glacial-paced performance of genitalia-concentrated leng tch'e upon tiresomely rape-fixated noise bros. 


synesthetic god-terror from the cruelty-molded beauty of rupturing hermeticism. if you hate this we can't know each other. 



repeat offenders. between the murdery cynicism of Clockcleaner and the abattoir vomit trough of Autopsy emerges this weaponized excreta pile. 



like feeling good about getting kicked really hard in the nuts over and over while a courtroom full of attractive muckbangers point and laugh and your stupid & useless swollen organ. 



basement-aged spite in a hypno-swirl of mid-tempo hardcore drag. a must for those who fuck with Brainbombs, Upsidedown Cross, Killslug, Total Abuse, etc. 



one of the 6 NY bands that doesn't bore me into a rage coma teaming up with yet another winner from the always dependable Endless Blockade extended universe. 




Friday, July 5, 2019

The Heavy Hole Podcast: In The Hole w/Nick Cacioppo (The Communion, Crisis Actor, and Tunnel Nun)

About this Episode

Will and Tom invite Nick Cacioppo of The Communion, Crisis Actor, and Tunnel Nun to the studio for a truly thought provoking conversation.
Music Featured - 
The Communion - Split w/ Bastard Noise
The Communion - Unreleased Tracks
The Communion - Great Violence and Hidden Depths
The Communion - Demos 2004 - 2006
The Communion - Split w/ The Kill
The Communion - A Desired Level of Unease
The Communion - 2010 Sampler
Buttress - Brutus
Malignant Altar - Retribution of Jealous Gods
Abyssal - A Beacon in the Husk 
Deiphago - I, The Devil
Goatwhore - A Haunting Curse
Neglect - Four Years of Hate
Koreisch - This Decaying Schizophrenic Christ Complex

Sunday, May 26, 2019

Exeunt Albumnes 2019 part 1

[psst: i learned A. LOT. about what kind of people i once allowed to vape my cyber-air by posting this meme. but i digress]


VIAGRA BOYS - Street Worms

hits the scabrous g-spot between Grinderman and Brainbombs

TEN THOUSAND MILES OF ARTERIES - Survival Bloom 

power electronics that can almost pass for doom metal.

TRIUMVIR FOUL - Urine of Abomination

metal you can smell.

PISSGRAVE - Posthumous Humiliation 

a touch "cleaner" than their previous Suicide Euphoria, but also more interesting.

PSUDOKU / PARLAMENTARISK SODOMI - Report from the 10th Dimension / Demo 2018

towards the end of Communion's existence, we couldn't meet eyeball-to-eyeball about much of anything except the fact that no other bands need to exist except for those within the Psudoku extended universe.

MISCARRIAGE - Imminent Horror 

hands down my favorite new personal discovery of 2019 is the victoriously vile Miscarriage. this release picks up on sludgy climax of their otherwise grind record Homicidal Mania Trilogy, 


HELMS ALEE - Noctiluca 

Neurosis meets the Breeders.

DEIPHAGO - I, The Devil 

my favorite metal release of the year so far. after 30 years they just keep improving, expanding their imaginations and widening the scope of their diseased reality.

BOY HARSHER - Careful 

only good thing to come out of getting ghosted on FetLife was receiving this recommend before the disappearing act was pulled.

BEATEN TO DEATH - Agronomicon 

taps into the malicious smart ass spirit of early 00s post DEP mathcore before it got hijacked by terminally "wacky" Nicktoon enthusiasts like iwrestledabearonce and "crabcore" jerkoffs.

other things:

BETHLEHEM - Lebe Dich Leer, DEAD TO A DYING WORLD - Elegy, EMPTIED TORSO - demo, GETTING STABBED - Atmosphere of Decay, INCINERATED / HALLUCINATION REALIZED -split, LANDFILL vs. FED ASH - Closure Does Not Exist, LITTLE SONGS OF THE MUTILATED - Delicious! And home cooked too​!​!​! Hear the incalculable little songs of the mutilated, MALIGNANT ALTAR- Retribution of Jealous GodsM83 - Knife + Heart soundtrack, MYSTIFIER - Protogoni Mavri Magiki Dynasteia, NEEDLE - s/t,  PROGRESS OF INHUMANITY - Rotating Misery, SLEEPWALKER - First Uterance,  SPIRIT ADRIFT - Divided By Darkness,  -tetsvxshiima- - Operation Retcon,