Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Top 10 Bandcamps of 2014

1.
BODDICKER - Crime Upheaval

the most organically violent band since Watchmaker. Bitches Leave.

2.
WITHOUT YOU I'M HUNTING THEM - Accents of the Rarest Culture

bodies silhouetted in smoke and after-hours VHS neon.

3.
PINK MASS - Posthumously Curious 

the Unmentors. four of you might get that one.

4.
GOWL - Blurrr

remember when your favorite band wasn't fat and happy? this is that.

5.
BURN PILE - Demo I

hyperventilating over a paper bag of wet cement.

6.
NERVOUS MOTHERS - s/t

the best of early 2000s screamogrindmetalcore styles.

7.
VHS GLITCH - Evil Technology

i know this style is super trendy and on the cusp of over-saturation, but i've loved it my whole life so spit and sin, foodeater.

8.
FARTBARF - Dirty Power

Daft Punk is for assholes.

9.
FUKPIG - This World is Weakening

i like my metal like i like my women: filthy as fuck and physically illusive.

10.
BLITZKRIEG BABY - Kid's World EP

Adorable Slaughter Natives




 








Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Exeunt Albumnes 2014

1:
COUCH SLUT - My Life as a Woman

the fucked-up's fucked up.

2:
SELF DEFENSE FAMILY - Try Me

whatever won't give them cause to make fun of me.

3:
SWALLOWED - Lunatherial

the nightmare a Portal album has.

4.
BURIAL HEX - The Hierophant

sensory deprivation with LSD and head injuries.

5.
LORD MANTIS - Death Mask

a metal album that's every bit as disturbing as the cover art? moreso.

6.
PERTURBATOR - Dangerous Days

house band for the USA Up All Night revival in my head.

7.
ARTIFICIAL BRAIN - Labyrinth Constellation

Interstellar fucking wishes.

8.
ANTICHILDLEAGUE - The Son

fires it with kill.

9.
PIG HEART TRANSPLANT - For Mass Consumption

PE Violence. or something.

10.
HELMS ALEE - Sleepwalking Sailors

Scott Snyder's the Wake as a super heavy "alternative rock" record.









Saturday, September 6, 2014

BRUTE CHANT – Killer Each of You upload

I was turned on to BRUTE CHANT (http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Brute_Chant/20275 ) last week (no joke) by a post by Jon Engman ( resume http://www.metal-archives.com/artists/Jon_Engman/28257). the track was “Brother / mechanical /”, the lead track off their sole full-length Killer Each of You. further digging led me to a metal distro where the CD was available for purchase. A few days later and here I am, avoiding the humidity and examining this bizarre death metal album. Like… really bizarre. Down to the molecules. the Demilich-as-interpreted-by-their-malfunctioning-robot-selves music, the 1995 CD-Rom artwork that looks like it was designed by your worst nightmare of an “indoor kid”, the translated lyrics that read like a broken English approximation of Whitehouse… it truly feels like a death metal album one hallucinated during a particularly nasty fever dream rather than something that ever really existed. And yet somehow it has made its way to the corporeal realm.  

a must for fans of surrealistic progressive death metal ala Demilich, Pyrrhon, Artificial Brain, Pillory, Disharmonic Orchestra, and the like


Sunday, June 22, 2014

something something OJ something something Kurt Cobain: 1994 Mix Tape

pictured: Kato Kaelin.

so yeah, here's a random gathering a tracks that came out in 1994. I kinda dig that time period for some reason... i think cause shit got real morose, which is my jam of course.

mostly though, it's the year i discovered pornography... and later masturbation.

 there's a little bit of everything on here... but no country western (special request for the gentleman in the picture and the 2 of you who get the reference), also tried to steer clear of obvious shit (Pulp Fiction. Natural Born Killers, The Crow soundtracks, Ace of Base, etc).

D/L

THERAPY? - "Knives"
ANGELFISH - "Suffocate Me"
SOILENT GREEN - "Twitch of an Eye"
GANG STARR - "Code of the Streets"
SMASHING PUMPKINS - "Frail and Bedazzled"
BOREDOMS - "Shock City"
AT THE GATES - "the Beautiful Wound"
UNWOUND - "Entirely Different Matters"
CRANES - "Beautiful Friend"
MANIC STREET PREACHERS - "Archives of Pain"
THE JESUS LIZARD - "Fly on the Wall"
CRYPTOPSY - "Mutant Christ"
MILLA JOVOVICH - "the Alien Song"
TERMINATOR X - "Krunchtime"
CRADLE OF FILTH - "a Crescendo of Passion Bleeding"
SOUL COUGHING - "Down to This"
BRAINBOMBS - "Angels Crawling"
STARKWEATHER - "Mean Streets"
CURRENT 93 - "So This Empire is Nothing"
JAWBREAKER - "In Sadding Around"

Thursday, May 22, 2014

i got 1999 problems and a bitch is all of them: trading mixes with my 16 year old self

this is about as shamefully self-absorbed as it gets, so yeah.

i've decided to do something beyond the pale of retardation and trade mixes with my 16 year old self. 1999 was a pinnacle year in a grand sense, but also on an intensely personal level. not really sure if i've ever truly cast off the effects of that year, and this post is a testament to that i suppose.

D/L

just wanted to get this over with. look or don't. in any event, i feel ridiculous.

Monday, March 10, 2014

NADIR

NADIR was (or is, not sure if they're still around) firmly rooted in the razor wire ball pit that spawned the likes of DISCORDANCE AXIS, TRANSIENT, ROTTEN SOUND, DEFEATIST, and other needle-riffed grind acts. The Communion played with them in 2006 on a bill with ID, ASRA, and THREE FACES OF EVE. All the bands were pretty sweet, but Nadir really stood out as my favorite of the evening.

there's next to no information on the band aside from the afforlinked myspace page and this Metal Rules write up. i've taken the liberty to upload the CDR release with complete artwork. it's a must-listen for grindcore enthusiasts.

Sendspace - d/l

Saturday, March 8, 2014

LEECH IMPLANT

LEECH IMPLANT was a Long Island based hardcore band in the mid-90s featuring Ron Grimaldi (Deathcycle) on vocals. from the man himself:

"we recorded everything in a 1 take so its raw live and my vox are weird. i remember they asked me to try the vox a 2nd time but i was really hungry and wanted to get bagels so said no and we split. we had a demo which came out a bit better and we recorded a rd song in this session. most of our best songs we never recorded in a studio as we were not very motivated and totally dysfunctional.

Raw, Weird, and Dysfunctional could've been the title of a full length. the music of LI (see what i did there?) is hard-hitting dirge with sporadic bursts of brutal hardcore and infectious underground metal riffing, with viciously direct lyrics delivered in vocals that alternate between chant-a-long spoken word and spiteful screaming. track 4 (called "no name two" cause there's no title on my sheet) is perhaps the perfect encapsulation of what we're talking about here; a morbid morality tale where workplace listlessness results in sadistic animal cruelty. 

the tracks "Leech Implant" and "?" (called "no name three" here) appeared on a 2 disc collection of mid-90s LI groups on None of the Above. 

Sendspace - d/l